@AthenaMystique: Walmart pokes holes in the condoms to ensure customer retention.
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@TheMichaelRock: Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary? People that would use said word can't read.
@CJhooray: "Damn do you have a wizard wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ;)" *pulls wand from pocket* "I haven't been happy in years"
@2tickytacky: She had soft, black hair, and big, brown eyes. We went for a walk. I told her I loved her. Now she's gone. She took off after a squirrel.