@TheNardvark: Walmart stopped selling hoverboards due to safety concerns. In case you were curious about those empty shelves between the guns and the ammo
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@ark506: Dear Microsoft, If you had called it "Bang" instead of "Bing," you'd have destroyed Google. Example: I banged Sofia Vergara last night.
@Bexdora: INFURIATING COLLEAGUE: Morning people! ME: Morning...you look good... IC: Thanks, I feel good! ME: So much for Voodoo. IC: What? ME: What?
@matt___nelson: CHINA: how can we fix our economic problems??? GERMANY: how do we reestablish our engineering reputation??? USA: OH MY GOD RAT WITH A PIZZA