@FilthyRichmond: Walmart's hair salon doesn't charge extra to cut a live bat out of your hair.
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@TragicAllyHere: My son was crying and asked, "why doesn't the dog have to wear pants?" And it's like, I don't even know. So now I'm putting pants on a dog.
@TheToddWilliams: Daddy, where do bananas come from? Well son, when a manana and a womanana really love each other...