@EamonToPlease: Walnuts make my every cookie a game of Minesweeper.
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@dave_cactus: BOSS: Welcome aboard! This is the time clock— ME: All clocks are 'time' clocks, you simpleton.
@pinupteacher: I'm at my most pacman when I try and get to the snack table at a party without interacting with a single person.
@Thynebear: Teacher: You can do anything you set your mind to [I try to sneak outta class but somehow mess up the pull door twice] Except maybe that guy
@iAmDelFreaky: If I could set people on fire with a single stare, a lot of innocents would die. "Sorry sir, we are closed." FIRE! "Good morning." FIRE!