@EamonToPlease: Walnuts make my every cookie a game of Minesweeper.
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@BillyCorben: They just got engaged at a hibachi restaurant -- and the chef wrote their initials in rice!
@Not_Uncle_Hoot: I made the kids put sunglasses on the snowman so he wouldn't have to make eye contact with the neighbors.
@JimmerThatisAll: The problem with Chinese food is an hour later you feel like hacking the Pentagon again.