@EamonToPlease: Walnuts make my every cookie a game of Minesweeper.
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@MrDelFreaky: So, nothing rhymes with orange, huh? *changes name to MC Orange, wins every rap battle, and retires undefeated*
@Zwolf666: My neighbor's 13-month old only has four teeth. She's way too young to being doing that much meth.
@EasilyTempted: If you love a balloon, set it free. If it comes back to you, it probably wasn't a balloon.
@Tmoney68: At my funeral, I'm stipulating in my will that after the eulogy is read the crowd can have 15 minutes for rebuttal, just to be fair.