@itrevormoore: Wanna feel old? Helium formed for the first time 13.8 billions years ago.
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@_Tempo11: Due to the weather, I was able to use the words "wet and slippery" at work all day without anyone thinking I'm a big perv.
@BobbyBucchae: Watched Full House for not even a full minute & now I'm white with a credit score of 720
@astutenewf: Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags? Me: Kidding? At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.
@dril: ISSUE: is the road runner wile e coyote's son FOR: thhey, seem to respect each other, on some level AGAINST: one of them is a dog