@itrevormoore: Wanna feel old? Helium formed for the first time 13.8 billions years ago.
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@PrettyInCamo11: I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think, "I'd tap that."
@alexlumaga: Me [a security guard]: they now control the north lawn and are moving into the parking lot Supervisor: be that as it may, i will not agree to let you "taser a goose"
@GinAndJif: Girls, if you're gonna shave your eyebrows off just to draw them on again, at least make them interesting. How about drawing two umbrellas?
@shutupmikeginn: 0 torches: this is the correct amount for most situations 1 torch: ok if you're exploring a cave 2+ torches: something bad is happening