@ExitThaWarrior: Wanna freak people out? Lick your fingertips when you finish pumping gas.
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@thesulk: Next time you're on an elevator with a stranger say, "If the doors open and it's all zombies, let's team up."
@ms_woodsy: Each and every pizza can be a personal pizza if you just believe in yourself and don't have any friends.
@ninatreemonkey: If I had two bathrooms I'd tell everyone someone died in one, I ain't tryna clean two bathrooms