@ExitThaWarrior: Wanna freak people out? Lick your fingertips when you finish pumping gas.
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@SortaBad: If I lost a leg in an accident the worst part would be never being able to flush a public toilet again
@NoToFeminism: I don’t need feimsm i like my men to be REAL MEN! the worst day of my life was when i realised i had mistakenly married a big bag of oranges