@ExitThaWarrior: Wanna freak people out? Lick your fingertips when you finish pumping gas.
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@Reverend_Scott: Satan: "Waaazzz up?" God: "Speak of the Devil." Satan: "Really?" God: "Sorry, figure of speech." Satan: "Jesus Christ." Jesus: "What?"
@QwertyJones3: My excitement about your Indian food is largely dependent on your pronunciation of "cumin".
@Marlebean: Today, a man looked me right in the face & said "You're not hot!" Actually it was a cop &he said "Here's your ticket. Have a nice evening."