@ExitThaWarrior: Wanna freak people out? Lick your fingertips when you finish pumping gas.
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@Swishergirl24: This guy on GMA is thanking God b/c he survived 2 plane crashes. I'm pretty sure "God" is trying to kill him.
@OakHill_: Me: *turns on game Wife: *turns on vacuum Me: *turns volume to max Wife: Me: Wife: Wife: *runs vacuum slowly in front of television
@msdanifernandez: Thank you for showing me your Facebook wedding album. Now if you have time, here is a slideshow of my top 36 scores in Mario Kart