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@SigneSaysSo: Wanna hear a word I just made up?
@Elizasoul80: [At auto store]
Employee: How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?
"Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."
@shanethevein: I see dead people.
Well technically they're stupid people, but give me a few minutes.
@InternetHippo: technically true but not a great slogan
@wendchymes: Before company arrives we like to clean our house so there's no evidence that we live like circus monkeys the other 364 days of the year!
@Coy0teugly: Thanks a lot Apple, for calling 7 inches a mini.