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@themcgillicutty: Wanna hear me read a receipt from a trip to the grocery store?
That's how interested I am in listening to the details of your workout.

Wanna hear me read a receipt from a trip to the grocery store? 
That’s how interested I am in listening to the details of your workout.

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