@FierceMess: Wanna live a long life? Get married. I guarantee you'll change your mind real quick.
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@PaperWash: Tell us a scary story! Ok kids, gather around *holds flashlight up to face And I'll tell you all that is evil *puts wedding tape in VCR
@craiguito: My ex used to say there was one person for everyone. I didn't realise he planned to be that person
@sickipediabot: Breaking News ..... international womans day postsponed until tomorrow , as they haven't got anything to wear