@GrillinChillin9: Want to feel old? Have a kid ask you why it's called "rolling down the car window" when all you do is press a button.
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@LilBlueBlood: Every time I forget to feed my cat, I thank god that I wasn't a teen mom. Because that child would not be OK today.
@thedad: [god inventing cupcakes] God: they’re basically cakes but way smaller Angel: ah I see, portion contr- God: and then you just eat like 90 of em