@GrillinChillin9: Want to feel old? Have a kid ask you why it's called "rolling down the car window" when all you do is press a button.
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@KelseyCook: Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can tweet angrily from the toilet for your country.
@jessienope: religious? why yes i'm very religious, i'm always reading [glances at bible] the beeblay
@KalvinMacleod: GUY 1: a bee flew in my eye GUY 2: I just ate a bird GUY IN BACK: I can't hear u TOGETHER: there must be a better way NARRATOR: windshields
@bluntphilip: Adding the word "farmhouse" to a table or piece of furniture allows you to charge $1000 for it.