@GrillinChillin9: Want to feel old? Have a kid ask you why it's called "rolling down the car window" when all you do is press a button.
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@chilldadpalguy: name a hurricane "Jesus" cuz then u could say "Jesus is coming" & have unaware ppl frantically prepare for rapture
@Reverend_Scott: Me: Welcome back to Fishin' with Jesus. We only caught two fish so far- Jesus: [standing on water] Count those fish again *winks at camera*
@McGunnersite: We are gathered here today because Somebody "glares at coffin " couldn't stay alive.
@ShaneKnowsStuff: I don't know about you, but I always watch my garage door go all the way down in case a murderer tries to roll in at the last minute.