@PaulyPeligroso: Want to get really stoned? Commit adultery in Iran.
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@SladeBlue: Kids want to play with the box the toys come out of. Men want to play with the box the kids come out of.
@hansabumsadaisy: #rubbishjokes What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A panda with a set of drums.
@Beer4AGoodTime: I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and an insatiable sex drive, "Hi".
@TheBoydP: I was confused when my wife asked me what I spent $108 on at the liquor store. I answered "liquor?" All is not a trick question. Apparently