@WineMummy: Want to leave a lasting impression? Show up three hours late for a first date.
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@iGreenMonk: I'm so embarrassed. I just learned that that Pringles holder on my treadmill is for water bottles!
@MUMSIEesq: *struts past Walmart with Target grocery bags dangling from arms* "You made a big mistake. Huge!"