@WineMummy: Want to leave a lasting impression? Show up three hours late for a first date.
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@lazerdoov: If I had to be in the military I'd probably pick sleeper cell agent cause I get tired a lot
@LeBearGirdle: Nurse: Doctor this man needs an IV! Roman Empire doctor: OF WHAT? HE NEEDS 4 OF WHAT?!
@splegge: Raw eggs are great for a fitness diet. If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.
@jonlovett: If we can't hit our kids, what's next? A society slowly becoming less violent as we learn more about child development and human psychology?