@ooforth: Want to watch a nerd have a melt down? Tell him that you just bought a android Ipad.
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@UncleDuke1969: Superman: How'd you know? Lex: Know what? S: My secret identity! L: Whaddya mean? S: You called me a KENT!! L: That's NOT what I called you.
@garrydavenport: "It's 3am and everyone is asleep. Must run into random rooms as fast as I can and jump on everything" - cats
@CarolinaSong: Girls are like math problems. If they are under 18, its best you do them in your head