@ooforth: Want to watch a nerd have a melt down? Tell him that you just bought a android Ipad.
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@Elizasoul80: Unless you've been in Target with more than 1 child, you have no idea what it's like to be a lion tamer.
@ruinedpicnic: Humans pretend to be smart but we still look at the ceiling when we hear a noise upstairs like we're suddenly gonna have x-ray vision
@trevso_electric: Women! Can't live with 'em, can't sell 'em or Liam Neeson will find you and kill you.