@hippocroteez: WANTED: Good looking girl to jog in front of me while I run. Can't be fast.
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@Fred_Delicious: Doctor - "you've been bitten by a spider. Ever see that movie Spider-Man?" Me - "no?" Doctor - "and I'm afraid you never will. You're dying"
@SteveDutzy: Remember, if you get dumped it's only because they're looking for someone more attractive and interesting. It has NOTHING to do with you.