@momopface: WANTED: Someone to follow me around and whisper "You're an adult" every few minutes.
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@Sal_Stevens: Why was a 9 year old allowed on a shooting range. In my school yoyo's were banned after Jenny got a black eye doing an 'Around the World'
@lisaxy424: Listen jogger, I'm eating fast food alone in my car, the last thing I need is eye contact.
@ibid78: CASHIER: is there anything else I can help you with? ME: *pulls out my trigonometry homework from 1995* yes, yes there is