@BruceForce: WARNING: DO NOT TRY AND EAT WARREN BUFFET. HE IS NOT AN ACTUAL BUFFET AND IS NOT MADE OF FOOD
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@ABurgerADay: [Casting Meeting] Director: Did we get Cruise? Producer: Tom said he'll do it if we get Willis. Me: So we're Cruise in for a Bruce in?