@Black__Elvis: WARNING: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN- DO NOT STAND TOO CLOSE TO THEM, THEY ARE GROSS AND WILL ASK YOU FOR STUFF
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@KyleMcDowell86: IN CASE OF FIRE BREAK GLASS *breaks glass* *a glazed honey ham pops out* "Nice nice"
@Pork_Chop_Hair: *Band at a drive-thru, arguing about band name* Cashier: Here's your fries, and a nickel back Chad Kroeger, gasps: You guys I have an idea
@Maxine12333: 'Leave no stone unturned' is good advice if you're looking for something that crawls out from under rocks.
@CulturedRuffian: Hey waiters-I don't ever 'save room for dessert', I just stuff it in there and pray to God I don't have an accident.