@Black__Elvis: WARNING: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN- DO NOT STAND TOO CLOSE TO THEM, THEY ARE GROSS AND WILL ASK YOU FOR STUFF
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@TheToddWilliams: [mosquitoes] MORT: I think I'm a vampire MARV: We all love blood, Mort MORT: But I can't see myself in this mirror MARV: That's a leaf
@withanewname: "Yes mam that'll be $1200" "Just to remove a cassette tape that's stuck?" "Ma'm, it's in your CD player"