@1_swarthy_dude: Warning: objects in your rear may feel larger than they they appear.
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@duumb: [remembering phone charger is in my pocket as I jump from empire state building] omg this is gonna hurt
@Landon8426: American Ninja Warrior is a bunch of people who took "the floor is lava" game way to seriously as kids.
@PlainTravis: I don't respect Aquaman, because I can't respect a hero whose arch nemesis is that plastic drink holder that you find on a six pack of cans.