@1_swarthy_dude: Warning: objects in your rear may feel larger than they they appear.
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@Molly_Kats: If you call & I don't answer, I'm not dead, I'm napping. - Things I have to say to my mom
@oakhillbargrill: Instead of a tweet up, I think all the twitter crushes should get together for a weekend in the mountains You know... A Couples Retweet
@hazelmotes1: I need to get in shape. If I was murdered right now my chalk outline would be a circle.