@TheTweetOfGod: Warning: the life you are about to lead contains strong language, adult situations and nudity. Exister discretion is advised.
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@Reverend_Scott: Good thing Father's Day is only one day. I don't think I could stand to be a father longer than that.
@TheMichaelRock: My boss said to "treat customers like you treat your mother", so I haven't answered my phone in a month and I have 74 unheard voicemails.
@hippieswordfish: In the future when cats rule the world, the currency will be Cuteness and i will be a poor and lonely man