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@AimeeHelene1: Warning to friends:
If you piss me off I'll put a for sale sign in my yard and list your phone number to call for inquiries.

Warning to friends:
If you piss me off I’ll put a for sale sign in my yard and list your phone number to call for inquiries.

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