@cpsemple: Warring nations should hurl their politicians at each other.
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@PerfectPending: Husband: I'm going to take kids to do something fun today so you can relax. Me: sounds awesome! H: Will you get them ready for me?
@SocialustGal13: Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. Guess they don't like random people coming up to their door.
@kellyoxford: Web MD is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book where the ending is always cancer.