@SonofConway: Was gonna go to the gym but then I checked Twitter. In 2009
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@markleggett: Today I saw a homeless man pick up a brochure for a computer repairer. I guess he's having computer problems?
@girlontapas: Woke up and poured myself a cup of coffee and then took a nap... So no, technically, Ms. Snooty HR, I didn't sleep through my alarm again.