@SonofConway: Was gonna go to the gym but then I checked Twitter. In 2009
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@JennyPentland: I'm teaching my boys to leave the toilet seat up so there's no pee on it when I put it down. Everything is a lie and life is a bad dream.
@NYC_Blonde: Tall girls might get modeling contracts but I can still ask for the high school student discount.
@Laser_Cat: The British are coming! The British are coming! The British have to get up early! The British swear they'll call you in the morning!