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@david8hughes: "Was he better than me?"
"Joe, don't."
"I have a right to know!"
"No, he wasn't better than you."
[god appears]
"Mary, what the hell?"

“Was he better than me?”
“Joe, don’t.”
“I have a right to know!”
“No, he wasn’t better than you.”
[god appears]
“Mary, what the hell?”

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