@SaraESpivey: Was just in an elevator with my ex, so I stopped at every floor to show him he was wrong on so many levels.
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@Home_Halfway: People who argue Hillary is crooked; boy have I got news for you on the rest of the government
@Burtslorp: WHAT DO WE WANT? Migraine relief. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? Yell again & they'll never find your body.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Hold still. All I need to do is wipe your nose. Toddler: *dodges the tissue like she's in the Matrix*
@AngelaEhh: Fitness friend: Do you know what you're putting in your body? *flashes back to ex *shudders