@SaraESpivey: Was just in an elevator with my ex, so I stopped at every floor to show him he was wrong on so many levels.
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@kathybotteas: If the emoji I wanna text is not in the "recently used," you may have to wait 3 days till I find it.
@NourHadidi: Arguing with your parents is like trying to explain how to download music from iTunes to a plant.
@ItsAndyRyan: Just misread a headline 'Trump wins big' as 'Trump bins wig'. I thought: 'about time too'.