@XAIMMadellynne: Was looking at smoking pipes on Amazon & realized that CW could look at my history.So,I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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@ElleOhHell: "Excuse me, waiter? Can I get a doggy bag" "Sorry ma'am, we only have Doge bags." Much leftovers So pasta Very taking home Wow reheat at 350
@TheBoydP: "If your father asks you to pick up 5 large bags of ice, the best place to put them is in the backyard in direct sun" ~My son apparently
@girl_a_whirl: [Speed dating] Me: Have you won any awards for playing the Quiet Game? Him:... Me: Next!
@skickwriter: I have a confession... I don't like Oreos. And it feels so great getting that off my chest! *blocked by all of Twitter*