@XAIMMadellynne: Was looking at smoking pipes on Amazon & realized that CW could look at my history.So,I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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@albo_albert: *falls down* Mom: What was that? Me: My shirt fell Mom: It sounded much heavier than a shirt Me: I was in it
@EJGomez: bay: come over me: no you're a broad inlet of the sea where the land curves inward bay: my parents aren't home me: how are you talking
@VerbsRProudest: Never answer knocking at your door. It's always people. Always. Never giant chocolate bars. Only people.
@kwirkyKerri: Looking to marry a pharmacist. Looks and personality optional. Just don't lose your job.