@XAIMMadellynne: Was looking at smoking pipes on Amazon & realized that CW could look at my history.So,I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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@NowAPisces: Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Japanese guys jumped out and yelled "supplies!"
@WittySassBasket: I like to finish my pelvic exam by asking the doctor 'hey, where'd your watch go?'
@thatcarlygirl: What if I color on you? What if I run a truck along your back? Steal your toy? Throw a ball? Spit food at you? - My toddler, wooing the dog
@dance_blessed: "You'll never get the butt you want by sitting on the one you have." -Maya Angelou