@PJTLynch: Announcer: "Welcome to the Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show. Are you ready to rock?!"
[crowd goes nuts]
A: "Well too bad, here's Coldplay"
@_youhadonejob1: They’ll be astounded.
@stewnami: I'm fat, so when I get mad, I get massive aggressive.
@Sir_Strange: Not to brag, but they know me by name at the liquor store and the police station.
@The1WhosCrazy: The walk of shame:
When you toss a paper ball in trash, miss, then have to go get it.
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