@jonnysun: dog who is interested in graphic design, lookig at the new pantone color of the year: i dont get it, everey year its just the same dam color
@3sunzzz: Me: I can't believe we have $900 for Christmas gifts this year!
Fridge: I don't feel well. I think I have a fever.
@theshantilly: If you don’t have plans tonight, head to a crowded restaurant, stand up during the meal, and say “She said yes!”. Free applause and dessert. You’re welcome.
@topaz_kell: If you look up my hair color history at the salon, you'll think I'm a unicorn.
@sarah1mc: I hate when I'm telling my best friend a story and she gets all judgmental and walks off to get a drink from her water bowl.
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