@AlexEllisdon: Was very hungry when I made a wish to the genie I found in a lamp and I had a Freudian slip and now I'm a chicken magnet
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@torrami: Our wifi is down and I had to fap using only my imagination like some kind of savage :(
@roggyie: Men in suits look really successful until you find out they work for the men in T shirts and jeans
@DurtMcHurtt: DATE: If you don't stop talking like a phone sex operator I'm gonna leave. ME: oh yeah? *low raspy voice* ..and then what are you gonna do?