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@Try2StopME: *washing car*

Neighbor: "You washing your car?"

Me: "No. I'm watering it to see if it grows into a bus."

*washing car*

Neighbor: “You washing your car?”

Me: “No. I’m watering it to see if it grows into a bus.”

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