@LurkAtHomeMom: Watch closely as the husband quietly approaches the calm children, riles them up into a frenzy, then slyly escapes to watch football.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@bytaylorcox: A "lady" and a "woman" are exactly the same thing unless they are prefaced with cat.
@FroggyGonnaJump: She might be Satan, but if I'm going to hell, I want to be sleeping with the boss.
@Mikecanrant: Its weird that goldfish will eat other goldfish but wont eat goldfish crackers. Life sure is complicated sometimes.
@est1975blog: I'd like to share a joke with you that my 2yo nephew told me. 2yo: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? 2yo: I don't know. *leaves