@QwertyJones3: Watch it bro, your mouth's writing checks your body can't cash. Because you write really sloppy with the pen in your mouth. Seriously, wtf?
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@MrSandeepP: My ex is going to make some guy very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time.