@weinerdog4life: Watched Avatar again and long story short, can you untie my ponytail from this horse?
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@ThisOneSayz: Save your voice calling for your kids. Just open a bag of chips and they'll materialize out of nowhere.
@MountainDouche: If cops can drive undercover cars, we should be able to drive cop cars. It's only fair.
@LouisPeitzman: If you can't handle me at my fattest, then you sure as hell don't deserve me if I ever lose weight. Which could happen, you don't know.
@Chocovania: GOOD COP: The sign on your door says NOTARY NOTARY: Yes? NOT A GOOD COP: *menacingly leans onto desk* Sounds like something a RY would say