@weinerdog4life: Watched Avatar again and long story short, can you untie my ponytail from this horse?
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@kolchak: Justin Bieber songs are much more enjoyable when you replace the word "girl" with "gerbil".
@BuckyIsotope: Vladimir Putin seems like the kind of guy who would fake a sneeze and flip the board over when he's losing at Risk.
@RandiLawson: "Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt!" "DOCTOR PLEASE SHE IS CODING! NOW IS NOT THE TIME!"
@lazerdoov: "Be cool, it's the cops" I said to my 3 cats I dressed up like robbers as my other 3 cats came out of the kitchen dressed like policemen