@weinerdog4life: Watched Avatar again and long story short, can you untie my ponytail from this horse?
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@Contwixt: You strike me as one of those people who show up and debunk all the fun in the last 2 minutes of an otherwise scintillating UFO TV program.
@littlelady899: But were you called "dream wife" on the internet today? Oh, you were. By the same guy? I see.
@trojansauce: [dinner party] mario: what's in this risotto? me: mushroom, you're not allergic? mario: *grows to like 20 feet*