@goodhairperson: *watches an extremely cute guy flirt with an equally cute girl at the gym from the floor above like an old witch on a mountain*
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@anerdonfire2: As we debated who would win between Vader and Gandalf, we suddenly realized our dates had left
@Mikecanrant: *Pauses Titanic during the most romantic part* *Turns to GF* "You know, Contra was really easy. But I still liked using the 100 life code"
@fro_vo: Cop: we have you surrounded! Get down on the ground now! Cardboard Man: sigh not again *cops start breakdancing*
@knot_eye: I can't be the only one that sees the day when a direct message from a catfish is called carp DM.