@goodhairperson: *watches an extremely cute guy flirt with an equally cute girl at the gym from the floor above like an old witch on a mountain*
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@johngcaldwell4: I dated a magician once; she put her hand on my leg and I turned into a motel.....
@somecleverthing: discontinue use and talk to your doctor if you experience death, as this may be a sign of a more serious condition.
@aka_fatman: "I finally caught up with my son." "That's good. Progress. How did it go?" "Badly. I cut off his hand THEN told him." - Vader & therapist