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@hazelmotes1: *Watches sad movie*

Wife: I like happy endings.

Me: me too, but you have to tip more.

Wife:...

Me: twitter would have liked it.

*Watches sad movie*

Wife: I like happy endings.

Me: me too, but you have to tip more.

Wife:…

Me: twitter would have liked it.

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