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@david8hughes: [watches you eat my bday cake]
"I've poisoned that."
"Haha very [clasps chest & begins panting] w-with what?"
[leans in & winks]
"Poison."

[watches you eat my bday cake]
“I’ve poisoned that.”
“Haha very [clasps chest & begins panting] w-with what?”
[leans in & winks]
“Poison.”

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