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@XplodingUnicorn: [watching "Cinderella"]

5-year-old: Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her.

5: She should just buy a Roomba.

[watching “Cinderella”]

5-year-old: Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her.

5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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