@sammyrhodes: Watching Dora with the kids this morning. I wish her parents would just get her an iPhone.
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@jonnysun: this is stick *dog wags tail* this is branch. its made of sticks *tail wags faster* this is tree. it makes sticks *dog helicopters into sky*
@envydatropic: A coworker just asked if I had any "mouth water" and I am thoroughly confused by this
@EpicurusRising: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!! *holds up severed head The crowd stared in horror as the National Spelling Bee contest took a morbid twist.