@sammyrhodes: Watching Dora with the kids this morning. I wish her parents would just get her an iPhone.
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@EBenita0517: You didn't question the free nachos or the ride in the van. But now that I've got a knife to your throat you're all "why, why?"
@DanMentos: [Penn and Teller getting a loan for their comedy act] "Ok all you guys need is a name" *they look around bank for ideas*
@Ghetto_Trophy: When I'm feeling inadequate, I remember that there are women who marry their prison pen pals, and then my own decisions don't seem so bad.