@sammyrhodes: Watching Dora with the kids this morning. I wish her parents would just get her an iPhone.
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@HiddenPinky: Will I ever be a good parent? *shakes baby* Wait a minute, if you're here [cut to Magic 8-Ball in crib]
@KaliciaBo: "You are cute like a dog, Momma!" My daughter is very sweet but we must work on her ability to compliment.
@desi_princess: No thanks officer. I don't even give strange men my phone number, and you're asking for my license and registration.