@briangaar: Watching Home Alone. Did the family not have ANY friends they could call? "Yo we left our 8-year-old alone, can you get him & not call CPS?"
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@KelgoreTrout: the easiest way to distinguish between their/there/they're is to remember that they are all different words
@iwearaonesie: "Hello from the outsiiiiide. I must have called a thousand tiiiiimes" - me, drunk, leaving my wife another voicemail because I'm locked out
@SteveSackington: Look, all I'm saying is, you never see Nikki Manaj and E.T. in the same place at the same time.