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@Slim_is_Fat: (Watching Liar Liar)

Wife: If you couldn't lie for 24 hrs, how much longer would we be married?

Me: Until the end of this movie.

(Watching Liar Liar)

Wife: If you couldn’t lie for 24 hrs, how much longer would we be married?

Me: Until the end of this movie.

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