@AristotlesNZ: Watching Mickey's Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he's asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket.
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@hypervoid: wait, do bisexuals experience sexual attraction twice a year or once every two years
@eminmien: We lay under the maple tree, the evening sun casting a warm glow on our faces. Turning to me, she said- "Please stop narrating everything."
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Not saying you're shady but there is a family of squirrels gathered around your ankles.