@sucittaM: Watching my mother-in-law order at Starbucks is like watching a drunk gorilla try to start a car with a french fry.
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@SteveSuckington: "What if I tried to put a ball somewhere and you tried to stop me" -guy who invented sports
@Jam453Lane: They always say to follow your gut, that's why this is my 11th trip to the fridge for another beer.
@AimeeHelene1: CW: What's for lunch; smells good! Me: Well I made lasagna last night but lost a fingernail in it & haven't found it yet. CW: Me: *smirks*