@onelongbender: Watching my son's soccer game in the cold and rain cuz I'm a good Mom. From my heated car cuz I'm not a total idiot.
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@MUMSIEesq: 5YO: did you go to camp as a kid? GRANDMA: we were very lucky, we escaped France thru Great Britain 5: huh G: what ME: she didn't go to camp
@briangaar: How about a superhero whose power is TAKING CARE OF HIS KIDS *high-fives Maury audience while Batman storms off*