@junejuly12: Watching people try to find a lost car in a parking lot is oddly soothing
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@TheMichaelRock: Me: Do you want a burger or a hot dog? Her: Neither. I'm vegan. Me: Feel free to eat as much grass as you want.
@LoveNLunchmeat: People judge public housing, but it's cheap and your neighbors sell you drugs so I'm not sure I see the problem...
@QwertyJones3: My excitement about your Indian food is largely dependent on your pronunciation of "cumin".