@ImaFlyontheWall: Watching police ticket people parked incorrectly that are in church right now and understanding that Jesus and karma have a sense of humor
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@thulnicolle: Forget drugs and sex. Parents please talk to your kids about their grammar and spelling.
@KeetPotato: japanese chef: "we need a name for our sauce" me: "what about Keithyaki? haha" my friend Teri: "i have a much better idea"
@weinerdog4life: What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone? I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone