@Illuminati_Stop: "WATERMELON" HAS 4 SYLLABLES. "ILLUMINATI" HAS 5 SYLLABLES. THAT'S PRETTY CLOSE. WATERMELON IS ILLUMINATI.
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@LittleLostLad: Imagine if America cut open the Statue of Liberty and found skeletons inside and it turned out the French had just failed a trojan mission.
@P_Liesenhoff: US customs officer during passport check at airport: You were born in Beirut? Why the GER passport?? Me: No, it’s Bayreuth, see, the spelling is different! Him: What’s the difference? Me: My town is in GER, the other is in the Middle East. Him: Sir! Are you from the Middle East??