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@SkinnerSteven: Watson was Holmes schooled
@schumoo: I’m not ashamed of my past. Well, except for that time I used the word snazzy.
@mooses_mom_mar: Sprawled out on piano
I'm in the mood for a melody.
I'm in the moooood.
Bartender: that's it. No more Shirley Temples for you.
@kumailn: "Oh you like this cake? (*Tosses cake out the window*) Oops." - Game of Thrones
@flashember: The microwave was invented in 1946 when an enraged toddler demanded his food be locked in a revolving prison and destroyed by lasers.
@TheTweetOfGod: What a tense, tense day 4/19 was. Maybe tomorrow, somehow, will be a little mellower.