@fastmofobanshee: Waved to my ex today, next time I might use all my fingers
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@AntozWolf: People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me, man!
@awildhope: On the phone to the chinese food place & my cat's all chatty... I cover the receiver and hiss "Shhh, you want them to hear you?"
@GloriaFallon123: I hope Kim and Kanye surprise everyone and name this next kid something like Bill or Jen