Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@daemonic3: [waving hands and chasing down ice cream truck] Hey!

"What'll it be?"

[out of breath] Nothing. Just wanted to tell you I'm vegan

[waving hands and chasing down ice cream truck] Hey!

“What’ll it be?”

[out of breath] Nothing. Just wanted to tell you I’m vegan

COMMENTS