@Lisa_Laughs_: We all have our weaknesses. Yours are just more obvious.
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@SteveSuckington: I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching.
@stopbylater: Accidentally left my shopping list on the kitchen bench so had to rely on memory. Came home with a tub of icecream & a pony.
@JustDontBugMe: [on the phone with cable company] Me: how do I cancel my cable? Rep: first you go to our website and look for our FAQ section- *30 minutes later* Rep: -and then you have to steal the Declaration of Independence to get to the map on the back. The map will lead you to a clue-
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Where were you supposed to poop? 2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn’t you? 2: I’m too busy.