@turtledumplin: We all have that one friend who thinks they can sing...and if you can't think of who, that friend is you.
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@robfee: The Ghostbusters are women?! This totally compromises the integrity of a story about battling evil marshmallows while dressed like a janitor
@jazmasta: By the way it was me who set those sheep free to roam around the courtroom during your divorce hearing. In case ewe were wandering.
@AnOrangeSNES: I ate the worst cake of my life today, but then again that must have been why it was free at the urinal.